"Everything they do, it's because they think you will like it...." - Fearless Fred, 2:44pm on 102.1 The Edge
Fred is referring to men, and what men do for women. Most importantly, he is referring to Men wearing leather pants.
I say, if you've got it flaunt it! And if you don't, Fake it! If you're a true rock star you do it anyway. Just do it, and don't ask questions.